Karl Marx Found Alive and in Remarkable Condition
Humor/Parody; Posted on: 2003-12-16 12:48:56
by M. P. Shiel
Karl Marx, the founder of Communism, was found two days ago in Iraq. The news of his capture came as a shock to the nations of the world, as it was widely believed that he had died 120 years ago -- in 1883 -- and he was generally thought to be buried at Highgate Cemetary in London. When found, Mr. Marx quipped, "As my good friend Samuel Clemens once said, the news of my death has been greatly exaggerated."
One of Mr. Marx's first requests was for a shave -- to, in his words, "get this goddamn itching under control." Mr Marx's handlers were further shocked when he then morphed into Joseph Stalin.
Paul 'Wolfman Jew' Wolfowitz, one of the Jewish oligarchs now ruling Iraq, stated that Marx's capture would have no effect on the Baghdad-Haifa oil pipline now being fitted to pump Iraqi oil to the Jewish state.
( http://www.nationalvanguard.org/story.php?id=1447 )
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